After talkings wiv a few anipals on da twitter and especially Nerissa the Cat I has pawcided to share all my doggy wisdom wiv my anipal furiends cos lets face it da more knowledge we has da better! So I fort what can I chat abouts and quite frankly it wasn’t hard to find a topic but den somefink happened earlier and I fort I must share it wiv woo all!
My Fursibs
So in my familee dere is da hoomin mummy (humum for short) and da hoomin daddy (hudad for short) and den dere is my fursibs now don’t get me wrongs I dus in my “own way” wuffs my fursbis but fur some reason day fink dat MY treats is to be shared! Now I am not an unweasonable fur by any means but being da BOSS of da household I finks its only weasonable dat ALL treats should remain my treats and I could share out to my fursibs what I dus feel is appawpriate!
So after finking about dis fur a while I hit upon a pawsome plan dat instead of my humum sharing da treats between all my fursibs dat I just gets all da the treats and den dat way I can gives out what I finks is a fair amount of treats to my fursibs!
I fink dat is da pawfect solution so I was finking how can I put dis forward to my humum (she has dis great philosophy dat sharing keeps us all happy) so I fort if I could put this gently to her she would understand me For some reason she is not da greatest for finking along da lines of “all-the-treats-are-molly’s” philosophy (I has to make allowances wiv her just being a humum and all) so as you can imagines I certainly had my works cut out fur me!
My “butter wouldn’t melt look”
But fear not I had the “coup d’etat” dis tried and tested way has served me very well over da years and my humum no matter how much she tries she cannot ignores its da “head-to-da-side” look, now don’t gets me wrong dis look has taken years to pawfect it can’t be learned overnights but I has really got it down really well I finks!
I lets woo in on a secret I dus this looks then I looks down and looks away (dis is the key to success knowing when to lookies away) den when my humum finks I’m not lookings I look up at her again and do dis whimpering sound and she smiles and I knows I has got it in da bag!
Now having three fursbis da humum can quite often get diverted so I has to do the look over again – trust me dis takes pawtience but I has got it done to a fine art now and bingo the treats comes out – you would fink dis was da end of my pawlan but NO, so den phase two of my pawlan is put into action – I go and get a toy from da basket and all my fursibs (as day can’t resist the toy trick) will pawlay wiv da toys and da treats are all mine!!!!!
So dis is how I solve da “fursib” pawroblem where treats is concerned but as I has already said dis has taken alot of time and training my humum to come round to the right way of finking – my way of course!
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